22 Hilarious Pictures of Dogs Defying Bath Duty

If there's one thing dogs seem to universally agree on, it's that bath time is the ultimate betrayal. One moment, they're living their best muddy life, rolling in mysterious smells with zero regrets. The next? They're being lured into the dreaded tub with treats and a suspiciously chipper "Wanna take a bath?" Spoiler alert: they do not wanna take a bath.

Pups who would chase a squirrel into traffic suddenly develop the reflexes of a ninja and the stubbornness of a mule. They slip, slide, and side-eye their humans like they've just been asked to give up belly rubs forever. Some go full drama queen, flopping over like they've lost the will to live, while others disappear faster than a dropped hot dog.

And don't even get us started on the post-bath zoomies. One minute they're soaked and sulking, the next they're sprinting around like they just remembered they're part greyhound.

But no matter how many soggy standoffs occur, we always go back to the suds. Because we know even the most bath-phobic good boy deserves to smell as sweet as they are lovable.

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via 9999monkeys
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via Browndog888
This good boy finally gave in to bath time, but no way are those ears getting wet. That’s totally off paws! Some boundaries even bath time can’t cross!
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via @findinggobi
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via creamoe14
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via JaninaSnooze
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via machominion
Honestly, the balance here is pawsitively impressive. Managing to avoid even a single paw touching the water takes some serious skill and dedication. This doggo knows how to keep bath time in check!
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via Unessse
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via Grillledcheezy
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via @Mya-Skye Baker
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via @Kenzington DeCarlo
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via @flaircreeklabs
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via overthebridge18
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via @thedoghouseuxbridge
This clever doggo is giving bath time the ultimate hide-and-seek challenge. Spotting those sneaky moves, it’s clear they’ll do anything to avoid the suds and keep that fur dry!
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via @heaven_is_a_dog
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via @alexriversmusic
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